And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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