It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Dicks are not precious.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale