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Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone

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Tonite tequila might call you

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Be prepared

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(802): Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone (802): Tonite tequila might call you (802): Be prepared http://tfl.nu/qx1s

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"

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(484): then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon" http://tfl.nu/oypv

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(314): View more from Missouri

totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.

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(314): totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came. http://tfl.nu/jfvh

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(573): View more from Missouri

You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.

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(573): You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes. http://tfl.nu/p4s9

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests

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(267): the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests http://tfl.nu/jxz4

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(860): View more from Connecticut

you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict

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(860): you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict http://tfl.nu/am6o

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(573): View more from Missouri

Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12

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(573): Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12 http://tfl.nu/xbs4

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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.

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(240): Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic. http://tfl.nu/gchg

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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again

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(443): booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again http://tfl.nu/1mb1

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.

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(843): I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes. http://tfl.nu/lhf2

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Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.

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(330): Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in. http://tfl.nu/l5u1

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(503): View more from Oregon

That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.

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THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO

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(503): That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal. (1-503): THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO http://tfl.nu/95vh

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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed

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(215): If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed http://tfl.nu/cmm2

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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.

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(203): Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed. http://tfl.nu/vekr

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.

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Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth

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(774): So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore. (508): Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth http://tfl.nu/ay7w

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