Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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