I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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