I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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