He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
where does the pee come out of this thing
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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