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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...

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(218): View more from Minnesota

out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.

(1-218): View more from Minnesota

i gets down

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(310): View more from California

He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.

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(619): View more from California

Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..

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I am not bailing you of of jail

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(519): View more from Ontario

Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.

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(313): View more from Michigan

he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha

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(928): View more from Arizona

Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.

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