Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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