is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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