maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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