I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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