Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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