Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
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Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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