No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I would ride that face into the sunset
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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