Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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