I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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