He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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