Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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