I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
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javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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