Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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