we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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