There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
