some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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