Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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