I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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