mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
wow bdsm is so cute
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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