i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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