Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
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She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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