Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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