i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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