i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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