Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
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Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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