on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
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