why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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