That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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