I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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