Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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