If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He keeps bees of course he's weird
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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