I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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