So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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