She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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