If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
We have started to decorate penises.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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