And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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