A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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