My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!