Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED