ADVERTISEMENT

• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus

  Fav 26 1123 3865

  share tweet
  

• (863): View more from Florida

  Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.

  Fav 16 1218 4511

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (815): View more from Illinois

  man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed

  Fav 64 2196 4692

  share tweet
  

• (914): View more from New York

  What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?

  Fav 13 1365 5262

  share tweet
  
• 

  27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (614): View more from Ohio

  Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"

  Fav 20 4226 4873

  share tweet
  

• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.

  Fav 46 2348 5730

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.

  Fav 11 1197 4397

  share tweet
  

• (480): View more from Arizona

  Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night

  Fav 7 2009 1063

  share tweet
  

• (813): View more from Florida

  Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.

  Fav 22 1494 2100

  share tweet
  
• 

  23 Proposal Horror Stories You Won’t Believe

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (678): View more from Georgia

  Someone shattered a urinal.

  Fav 8 1944 1121

  share tweet
  

• (662): View more from Mississippi

  She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.

  Fav 7 4312 1187

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (510): View more from California

  Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.

  Fav 4 2572 989

  share tweet
  

• (773): View more from Illinois

  Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.

  Fav 10 2095 986

  share tweet
  

• (647): View more from Ontario

  I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money

  Fav 10 984 1776

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (+61): View more from Australia

  HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS

  (+61): View more from Australia

  SHIRT GONE

  Fav 3 80 6

  share tweet
  

Randomize