Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
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i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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