Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
how can u be prego again
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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Fucaerrrrr
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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