I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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