I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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