Me too!
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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