I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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