I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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