If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
