thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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