Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
