Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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