Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
She bit a glass in half.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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